For me to not have kids. Unfortunately this is not my own creation: must give credit to my favorite author, Mercedes Lackey. I highly recommend her to anyone who enjoys fantasy. Montoban, you should enjoy this one. Heehee
"That's not a child, it's a stomach with a warhorn attached to one end, and a mechanism that produces more excrement than a full-grown cow attached to the other."
Ah, the joy of babies.