|There was a whole goddamn BASE of them in the yard!|
|Where the FUCK are my armed squirrels??|
In other news, the voles are all gone now that the snow's melted...presumably they've joined the snakipeders in our crawlspace. Have fun with that, new renters. I'm replacing the failing defenses with sharks. Because...sharks.
|Like scarecrows, but for Snakipeders. Right?|