Across from one of our favorite neighborhood restaurants is one of the many lingerie/toy shops in the neighborhood. No, we don't live in a red-light district: Houston firmly supports the idea of families...which seems to include the making of said families.
I have only one question here.
What, exactly, is being blown in the blow-out sale?
Of course, in Texas ALL sex toys are illegal so they're only sold as "adult novelties."
Apparently, vibrators are so dangerous here they require super-not-secret-spy code names. Stupid.
Anyway, on our way in to get dinner, I noticed the following:
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| Lingerie, Adult Novelties, Smoke Shop |
What, exactly, is being blown in the blow-out sale?
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| So exciting the blow-up dude bends over backwards! |
Oh, just to make the absurdity that much more inappropriately fun?
The restaurant serves fish tacos.
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