I'm too tired to write a real post, so I'm looking at old post titles and trying to guess what the hell I was talking about.
Feel free to play along in today's "what the actual fuck?" game:
I Scared The Clerks At Legoland - Just Call Me Darth Creepiness
The Desolate One: Ephelba and Mr. Bill's Spawn
Cosmic Lost Socks Will Now Be Washed, Fluffed, and Folded