AND he's home for our 9th anniversary, which is (of course) Halloween.
My sister EVER so kindly bought him a
Because she hates me. And wants revenge for my
Unfortunately, the bell was lost.
MORE unfortunately...that fucking thing is lost SOMEWHERE IN MY TRUCK.
That's right...the goddamn "help me now" bell randomly dings from the dog-fur-filled-recesses of my truck, and I can't find it.
On the bright side, neither can Husband.