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To attack and kill the Snakipeder(s) under there.
Because I planted a container vegetable garden on my back patio and seeded the dead space on the back lawn, and I STILL HAVE NO OUTSIDE WATER.
Because I'm a 6' chicken, that's why. I can face down human bullies all day, but I'm not going anywhere near any snake/centipede/spider things.
I'm not metal, so no, you can't call me Beyonce. She lives at The Bloggess's house.
Yes, this is what you need! Get lots and lots of them. Send them after the under-house dwelling snakipeders.
ReplyDeleteIf it turns out they have a prior engagement or they charge, like, $1000 a second, maybe you could find some miniature Beyonce the Giant Metal Chickens. You know, so they'll fit under there. I bet those would eat snakipeders.
One thing's for sure: we need to find you a solution soon, because plants and grass need water. You don't want to give people directions to your house ending with "You can't miss it. It's the one surrounded by a brown, arid wasteland, sitting atop a horrifying snakipeder den."