Monday, August 26, 2013

I...There is NOTHING Appropriate To Say About This (NOT Miley Cyrus Related)

I don't understand it, but I'm highly entertained.

What the hell IS "Jess hair" and...just...WHY??
I do not...know, but apparently multiple readers found my blog this way.

In case anyone is wondering, there was no 1600's Mini-Doughnut Truck on the Renaissance Festival site this season (but I DID see an oxygen tank and a power wheelchair wrapped in burlap...because we all know making something "Renaissance-y" just requires burlap. And mud.)

Also, in case anyone is wondering...I saw 2 members of the Snakipeder Army while working this weekend. Two fearless chipmunks (who boldly ran under my chair AND over my foot) will soon be recruited and armored thusly, and sent into my basement to kill all Snakipeder threats for fall:


  1. So wait, you don't have a doughnut truck for sale? Damn. But apparently you Bellydance so..yay. And, just one more thing and then I'll leave, I promise, do the spambots all come from Russia? So I'm not kind of a big deal in Russia?

    1. I don't know if they ALL do, but every time I get a ton of spam it's from the Ukraine or Russia. I suppose it's unfair to lump them together...

  2. Bold chipmunks make me smile. The cute little ones at the zoo always run from me.

    Don't you just love other people's google searches? :)


Unload your brainpan, but please prove you're not a Russian spam-bot. Or Skynet. I don't want the T1000 after me.