Octopus Valentine's Day Sex Session Scrapped Over Cannibalism Fears
So this was my first Valentine's Day as a not-married person in a loooong time. And I'll admit, while I consider Vday to be mostly an indicator that chocolate is about to go on sale I did have a moment or five of sad. I mean, our first date was over Vday all those years ago, and who doesn't enjoy a little extra attention here and there, right? I have some baggage about romance anyway, so I indulged in a couple minutes of nostalgia and sad.
Yeah. I didn't have to worry about cannibalism...pretty sure it's all good in my world.