And because it IS hilarious, I looked up "Jess" on Googlism this morning.
Of the long list of random shit, my favorites:
"Jess is the coolest girl in the world." Fucking duh, Google.
"Jess is trying to go back to a normal life." Unsuccessfully, by the way. And that's probably best.
"Jess is dying." Aren't we all?
"Jess is psycho gay goth fencing bitch" I beg to differ: I've never been goth during my Fencing Booth days at the MN Renaissance festival. I can be a bitch, psycho, and I do think women are super cool, though.
"Jess is hot and bad boys are more fun anyway" Seems somewhat at odds with the last one, but ok
"Jess is like the little devious trouble" Again, Duh.
And my ultimate favorite:
"Jess is an Australian kelpie." Fuck yeah!
In other news, I'd like to think Wolverine has apparently visited the elevator in the parking garage at work. However, due to my recent viewing of
WHAT THE FUCK HAS BEEN IN THE WORK ELEVATOR?
Thank you for the laugh! And, again, I <3 your posts!!!!!
ReplyDeleteBTW...just tried Googlism....some of mine:
ReplyDeletesherry is not always sweet...of course not, that would make me boringQ
sherry is a great massage person...why, yes...yes I am
sherry is a fortified wine that owes its character and finesse to a complex fractional blending system
sherry is now a "fortified"...yup, with beer though, not wine.
sherry is almost 4....Nope
sherry is 5...still nope
sherry is a 57...wrong again, guess Google doesn't really know me!!
sherry is mysteriously lifted away and....and what? to where? and why?
sherry is offering a 25% discount....discount on what?
sherry is a certified professional demonstrator...I need a man to do that!! LOL
Finally...Googlism got a couple correct:
sherry is full bodied...
and
sherry is unable to stand for long periods of time meaning that she needs to find a job where she can work sitting down....that's why I'm now retired!!!