Remember that time when I bought a Lego Sarlacc and put sad-faced Lego people heads on it? Because I'm disturbing and fun?
Today, super cool Sarah at This Is How The Apocalypse Starts has FAR FAR surpassed my creepiness.
I'm proud to know her internetness.
Go read this immediately: http://apocalypsestarts.blogspot.com/2014/03/because-everyone-needs-to-have-creepy.html
You're welcome for the nightmares.